XMAS Spirit

Look at him. He’s pale, he’s floating, and he’s staring into the void. If that isn't the accurate representation of a retail worker in December, I don't know what is.

He might be dead, but he’s still making an effort with the hat. This card is for the person whose soul left their body somewhere around the third late-night shopping trip. It’s cute, it’s punny, and it’s hauntingly accurate.