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Why Are We Here?
No one ever reads the about us page.
Well while your here I might as well explain how things work here. Ever been to a birthday party where the most exciting gift was a scented candle that smelled vaguely of 'disappointment'? Or given a present so generic you forgot what it was the moment they unwrapped it?
Yeah, us too. We've lived through the endless parade of generic gift bags, the soulless greeting cards, and the novelty socks that have zero actual novelty. After one particularly yawn-inducing celebration, a thought sparked: life is way too short for this nonsense. The world doesn't need more clutter; it needs more cackles. It needs more "Oh my god, where did you GET this?!" moments.