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XMAS List
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Santa checks his list twice, but let’s save the big man some admin. We all know where we stand.
Forget the binary system; life isn't black and white. It’s a grey area of missed deadlines, Uber Eats for dinner, and semi-clean laundry. This card lets you self-declare your status as "Chaotic Neutral." Tick the box, own your chaos, and wait for your lump of coal.
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