Festive as fuck

Subtlety? Never heard of her.

This is for the person who puts the tree up on November 1st. The one who has Mariah Carey on a loop, tinsel in their veins, and glitter in places they shouldn't mention. You aren't just participating in Christmas; you are aggressively dominating it. Warn the neighbours and hide the Grinch, we are going full throttle.